Well, by nature, all pick-up lines are cheesy, so it’s kind of hard to pick a best and worst, so I’m just gonna share two that I like ‘Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?’ and ‘If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I’d have a joyful mystery’.

“Do you like raisins? No? How about a date?” 
“I’m invisible” “Can you see me?” (yes) “How about tomorrow night?” 

Worst: the mirror in the pocket one. If you don’t know it, ask your mother .

Best: the “wet clothes” one.  

 

The worst would be: If you were a pirate would you prefer to have your parrot on this shoulder or that shoulder?

And best, by far, baila conmigo. 

‎So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

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Bringing us care packages when we’re sick is TOTALLY acceptable and will be received with much happiness.