um…..Lizabeslie? Laureslie? I dont know…I give up. Leslie, do you know?
I honestly have no clue. That, and I plead the Fifth.
hazme un sándwich
, por favor :)
best/worst pickup lines?
Well, by nature, all pick-up lines are cheesy, so it’s kind of hard to pick a best and worst, so I’m just gonna share two that I like ‘Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?’ and ‘If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I’d have a joyful mystery’.
“Do you like raisins? No? How about a date?”
“I’m invisible” “Can you see me?” (yes) “How about tomorrow night?”
Worst: the mirror in the pocket one. If you don’t know it, ask your mother .
Best: the “wet clothes” one.
The worst would be: If you were a pirate would you prefer to have your parrot on this shoulder or that shoulder?
And best, by far, baila conmigo.
How to make Valentines Day perfect?
Show you care for her by planning to do thinks she loves- without her prompting.
Just doing something simple, but cute- spending time together and maybe a small creative gift to show your love! <3
Take her to the BEACH!
Don’t try too hard. Valentine’s day is a bit overrated in my opinion, save the great ideas for a day that’s special to the two of you ;)
I was the cause of a spin!
You guys….look like…a heel-i-ex (helix)
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.
— Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via eaaasye
you are better with the lights off
My butt and my smile. They just leave girls speechless!
btws. I’m wearing grey boxers.
her love tank is soo full.
Bringing us care packages when we’re sick is TOTALLY acceptable and will be received with much happiness.